I'm beginning to feel old. I'm not just uninterested in Facebook and Twitter, I refuse to join up. I am not interested in anyone's minute to minute activities, and I can't see why anyone would be interested in mine. Throwing virtual sheep is for 14 year olds. It all seems like a big waste of time. If there is anyone desperately looking for me on Facebook (yeah, right) they'll just have to find some other way to contact me.