This week I got an email from Mens Health with the subject line that read "Sculpt fat into muscle." You CANNOT turn fat into muscle. I suppose I should file that under crazy talk (along with money isn't paper (it's fabric cause it's made of cotton), athiest jews, bisexuals, lose weight in 8 minutes a day) and as crazy talk I should ignore it. It's just more annoying coming from Mens Health than some informercial with Chuck Norris or something. Of course the email didn't actually say anything about turning fat into muscle--because that is complete bunk. It was just a line to get you to read the email. No sense in getting riled up. It's crazy talk.